This morning I found something fun in the bathroom. It was kind of crinkly when I bit it and it was small so I could carry it in my mouth and it was fun to toss about. I brought it into the kitchen to play with. It rolled nicely. I put it in my water bowl so Grover wouldn't get it.
But mom wasn't too pleased when she came into the kitchen and found it there. "Piggers," she said, "Where the heck did you get a tampon from?"
She took it out of the bowl and said something about it being a good thing it was still in the wrapper and then she threw it in the garbage.
That's OK though. I found a whole box of them under the sink in the bathroom. Tampons are my new favorite toy!