Tuesday, August 31, 2004

This morning I got sneak attacked!

Usually I get my bath in the kitchen sink - and I'm wise, so when I see my mom taking the scrubby gloves out of the bathroom and the baby shampoo out of the closet and putting a towel down on the floor, I run and hide under the bed.

This buys me at least a half hour more before I eventually get dumped in the dreaded sink, but at least it's a bit of a break.

Anyway, so today, this morning actually, my mom was in the shower and, as I always do, I jumped on the tub and walked around the back and peeked into the curtain.

And, the bitch grabbed me!!!

And took me in the shower with her!!!

And, she had her scrubby gloves on already!

I could NOT believe it.

She knelt down with me and scrubbed me all over and tried to talk all soothing-like to me, but I was not fooled. Harrumph.

I have to say, it wasn't really so horrible. I mean, the shower wasn't hitting me or anything, but I freaked at one point. Baths are bad enough, but SHOWERS?

So, I freaked and jumped out of the tub and she had to chase me, both of us all wet and naked, across the kitchen.

Well, she got what she deserved.

But, of course, she caught me.

Then I got rinsed off and dried in a big, white towel.

Then I cleaned myself with my tongue for the next forty-five minutes until I felt like me again.

At least I know tonight I won't be getting a bath.

But she's got another thing coming if she thinks I'm peeking at her in the shower again.

Friday, August 27, 2004


It's Grover.

Listen. I eat the same food Piglet does.

And I am not a stinker, no matter what he says.




Wednesday, August 25, 2004

My favorite blanket is blue and black plaid and I love it.

I like to drag it under the computer chair and curl up in it.

Sometimes I drag it over by the bookcase and curl up there.

And, if I see Grover curled up on it I chase him off and curl up in his warm spot.

It's MINE!

Monday, August 23, 2004

I don't know what Grover's been eating, but he just pooped and I had to run from the room! Sheesh!

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Me and Grover keep smelling each other's butts.

I mean, a LOT.

So much so, that mom came over and checked both our butts to make sure nothing bad was going on down there.

It's not and we were both pretty insulted with the scrutinizing.

It's just really fun to butt sniff and you get a lot of information about a cat that way.

I have officially declared today "Butt Smelling Day".

Go smell a butt!

You'll learn something new every day!

Friday, August 6, 2004

You can say what you want about me and Grover hating each other, but when he's standing there hacking up a hairball, who's right beside him licking his head?

That's right. ME!

Monday, August 2, 2004

OK. I have discovered a new way of sitting.

It is very relaxing and soothing.

I think you should all try it right now.

It looks like this.