Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Think Not

Another shot from when Vito was rescued. He looks so big here, but he wasn't...it also looks like he has a short tail, but he didn't.

Hi:

It's Grover.

Listen, I don't think it's fair that I get one spoonful of wet food and Piggy gets nearly a whole can. This line of thinking is wrong on many levels and I want it to cease. Immediately.

This morning, I ate my one paltry spoon of wet food and then I marched right over to Piggy's bowl and began eating his, too. He shares, you know, now that he's no longer a Big Fat Pig and knows I can kick his ass if I see fit.

So, we're there together, and I'm eating ONLY what SHOULD RIGHTFULLY be MY portion of his extra-super-big portion (and I eat like a gentleman, too, by the way), but I got yelled at anyway!

My mom said, "Grover! Let Piggy eat his food!"

Excuse me? HIS food?

In my humble opinion, if I get one spoon of food from a can, and Piggy gets the rest of the can, then someone's concept of us 'sharing' a can of cat food is way, way off.

I think you need to know what is going on over here because there may be ramifications and I don't want you to think that any of this is MY fault. Please be aware of how I'm being tortured by my mom, OK?

Harrumph.

Love,

Grover

P.S. Yes, I KNOW I have a big bowl of dry food sitting right there, and I KNOW I get a bowl of yogurt every day, too, but it is NOT THE SAME AS THE STINKY STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF THE CAN! I WANT MY FAIR SHARE!
P.P.S. That woman I live with better watch it before I start crapping under the armoire again. Just sayin'...

6 comments:

Dawn said...

I can't stop laughing!

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Oh, the cats at Furrydance have it worse than you...our mewmie just puts a paper plate down and if we are lucky, we wake up from our naps...or we miss out! We don't each get a plate, we have to fight for it like hyenas...well, maybe not so much but sometimes us boys wish we could have babies cuz then we'd get like lotsa meals a day cuz we'd have to make milk...we're just sayin'

Daisy said...

Oh Grover, I feel your pain! It is very, very unfair!

The Creek Cats said...

MOL! Grover, you poor tortured kitteh!

Mochy said...

"Cibum amo!"

The Meezers and Billy said...

Grover - you are absolutely correct!