Sunday, February 7, 2010

Gross Encounters of the Third Kind

Mobile phone pic because this abomination of feline would have cracked the real camera's lens with his freakishness.


Hi:

It's Grover.

Listen. Look at that. Are you even beginning to understand what I have to put up with for the 'pleasure' of living in this apartment? I mean, can you at least be open to the possibility that the thing you see pictured above is not really one of our species but is, instead, some sort of half-baked cretin from another realm who has brain-washed my mom into thinking he's some sort of CAT?!

Why am I the ONLY one who seems even the merest bit concerned about this?!

HelloooOOoooo? Is there anybody out there?!?!?

Fine.

But don't say I didn't warn you.

Love,

Grover

6 comments:

Elenka said...

Yeah, you have a point there, Grover. I was never, ever even AWARE of something called a sphynx cat until I stumbled onto your blog and then I was a little taken aback. I mean, really, a bald cat? And he's supposed to be that way??? Someone is pulling a fast one on us all, methinks.
BUT, after I got used to it and especially when I saw Piggy in his pinkish sweater, I don't know, I kinda like him.
There's nothing wrong with being different.
Is there?

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

You know, that is a bit scary til we realized you probably flipped his ears like that just so you could tease him...Grover, behave!

Daisy said...

Grover, I have to admit, my Mommeh just wants to scoop Piggy up and give him a big hug and a kiss. Oh, and you, too of course!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Grover, are you jealous because you don't look different? Your mom could shave you, but that wouldn't be the same. Perhaps you could cuddle up to Piggy and keep him warm. We really don't think you dislike him as much as you claim.

Mmmmmmochy! said...

Somebuddy is -J-E-A-L-O-U-S

The Meezers and Billy said...

our the mom is brainswashed too we think. she's cooing ofur the pikshur