Listen. Look at that. Are you even beginning to understand what I have to put up with for the 'pleasure' of living in this apartment? I mean, can you at least be open to the possibility that the thing you see pictured above is not really one of our species but is, instead, some sort of half-baked cretin from another realm who has brain-washed my mom into thinking he's some sort of CAT?!
Why am I the ONLY one who seems even the merest bit concerned about this?!
HelloooOOoooo? Is there anybody out there?!?!?
But don't say I didn't warn you.