Monday, February 2, 2009

Monday's Pig.

Please. I beg of you. SEND FOOD! I have had nothing to eat since last night. I have been scratching at the cat food bag all morning and my mom keeps talking to me in a sweet voice, "No, Pig. I'm sorry, Pig. You'll have lots of food and treats after the test." Blah blah blah. No food? Is she kidding me? I didn't really think she'd go through with this!

I kept getting out of bed last night to see if there was any food there. There was not.

So, please send food! I'm going to take money out of her wallet and I will pay you!

Sent it to:

Piggy's House (Oh, shut UP, Grover! It is NOT Grover's House!)
New York City

Hurry! And tell the delivery man not to ring the buzzer - we'll come down and let you in!



P.S. Grover said to tell you that he wants to go to the vet with me this morning but mom told him he had to stay home.

P.P.S. We are both pissed at the mom today. Harrumph.


Castle said...

i am sending you many purrs and hope that your tests today come back all clear. my sister had lymphoma, she survived for three times as long as predicted!

if your mum needs some support there is a great lymphoma caregiver yahoo site- the address is on my blog, scroll down the page, links are on the right hand side.

take care you adorable little thing x

The Meezers said...

no food, grover can't go with you, sheesh.

well AFTER your test and AFTER you get some foods, you should holler at your mom for a minute or two. then thank her for being such a good mommy and taking such good care of you.

Kimo and Sabi said...

V-E-T? Hope all goes well.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Hey Piggy! I didn't realize you were back blogging. I saw a couple comments from a "Piggy" but when I clicked the name the link wasn't enabled so I didn't realize it was you. Must be the cold weather has dulled my keen brain.

I posted to the cat blogosphere I was trying to figure out who Piggy is and Karen Jo solved the puzzle. Good to see you back!!

It sucks that you're tests are all wonky. Maybe the ones you get today will show good news. Castle is a great resource for any help you need and I see he has been here. I'll cross my paws and purr for good news.

As for the "no food" part, that is just evil. I hope you get 2 WHOLE cans of stinky goodness just for yourself when you get home. After all, you need to gain that 1/2 pound back!

Grover, dood, you aren't supposed to want to go to the VET. Especially when you don't have to. Unless of course they give you food and scritches and stuff...

Riley & Tiki said...

Good luck, Piggy! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Daisy said...

Piggy! Grover! I didn't know you were back. Hooray! I'm sorry you have not been feeling well, and I hope your tests come back with good results.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We hear you and we've been there, starved for days ... okay, hours and hours ... before seeing lifesaving nutrition again. We hope your ultrasound goes well and the vet has food in his pocket for when he's finished.

Junior said...

We will be purring for this to be something that is not lymphoma.....and for it to be something that can be easily treated and cured.

momsbusy said...

it is so nice to meet the two of you. you are both very handsome mancats. i will put sweet little piggy on our purrayer list.


hi guys! we is gonna sends lots of healing purrs yur way!

yuki, kimiko, & kintaro

Katie and Mea said...

Piggy, how did everything go at the Vet? We are so worried about you..

-Katie & Mea

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dude, we're sorry but we will not subvert da vet tests by sneaking yoo food. We just purray dat everything comes out all clear! We'll send yoo a whole ham after if we can sneak mom's wallet out...

Forty Paws said...

Doodz! We're glad that you're back! We have missed you! We sure hope that you don't have cancer stuff. We hope that all goes well at the vet and that you can be fixed really soon!

Purrs and many {{{hugs}}}.

Luf, Us

The Meezers said...

we is just checking back to see if there is any noos