Monday, February 16, 2009

A Calm Afternoon, I Hope


Hi:

It's Grover. Listen, our mom is obsessively weighing us and it's very annoying. I mean, the vet told her to weigh Pig every day at the same time and keep track, but he didn't say to weigh ME and I find it very insulting to have to sit there in her arms while she comments on how much I weigh. Please. Spare me.

In other news, today I decided to put all our toys in one spot because Piggy had made a mess and they were strewn all over the house.

Speaking of Piggy, he's sleeping in the bedroom under his special blue blanket. Note to mom: excuse me, where is the Grover special blanket, may I ask. Yeah, exactly. He played with one of the catnip socks our mom makes for us and he licked it and licked it and it is disgusting and soggy now and, of course, he over-indulged so now he will sleep it off the rest of the afternoon.

This is good because that means he will stop bothering me the rest of the afternoon.

Now if only mom would lick the catnip sock, maybe she'd stop bothering me, too.

Harrumph.

Luv,

Grover

10 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

Grover, you are too funny!
We are glad to hear Piggy is having some fun with the catnip sock....a little too much fun it sounds :)

Daisy said...

Grover, my brother Harley has been having some medical issues (eosinophilic granuloma complex), and my Mommie has been weighing him every single day on a baby scale!

Piggy and Grover said...
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Piggy and Grover said...

Hi Creek Cats - some people just do not know when to say when and Pig is one of those people. And he is STILL sleeping! P.S. Don't tell everyone, but I've been sleeping next to him most of the day - not touching him, but NEAR him...


Daisy, I (Grover) had that!!!! It was horrible looking - my mom thought I had some kind of rotting disease or cancer. I was on two rounds of drugs and it never came back (knock on wood!). I have always been a very allergic boy but that (last year) was the most awful thing I ever had. We are hoping your brother heals up very soon - we know how horrible that is!!!!!!

Cliff and Olivia said...

We don't like all the illnesses. We hope Piggy'll be all right. But the 'nip thing - we get that...

The Meezers said...

oh Grover, that's just terrible. we feel so bad for you!

The Creek Cats said...

Hi Piggy and Grover! We have given you guys an award on our blog. Stop by sometime and pick it up, ok!
XOXO

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

yer mom makez u catnip sockz?
wow.
mi mom mashez mi food.
da end.
oh ... an she goez owtside in da 30degree wether an pickz me up an bringz me in da howse wen dat kitten botherz me.
ok ... so she duzzen't make catnip sockz.
i gess it'z ok.
yerz--jh

Sparky said...

Piggy, don't lose any more weight okay? My brother Reggie is "big boned" too, but we like calling him butterball and want to do the same to you!

Keep your mom stress free Piggy and don't let Grover keep those toys in a neat pile for too long!

The Meezers said...

hi Piggy - we is just wondering how you are doing