Monday, February 16, 2009
A Calm Afternoon, I Hope
It's Grover. Listen, our mom is obsessively weighing us and it's very annoying. I mean, the vet told her to weigh Pig every day at the same time and keep track, but he didn't say to weigh ME and I find it very insulting to have to sit there in her arms while she comments on how much I weigh. Please. Spare me.
In other news, today I decided to put all our toys in one spot because Piggy had made a mess and they were strewn all over the house.
Speaking of Piggy, he's sleeping in the bedroom under his special blue blanket. Note to mom: excuse me, where is the Grover special blanket, may I ask. Yeah, exactly. He played with one of the catnip socks our mom makes for us and he licked it and licked it and it is disgusting and soggy now and, of course, he over-indulged so now he will sleep it off the rest of the afternoon.
This is good because that means he will stop bothering me the rest of the afternoon.
Now if only mom would lick the catnip sock, maybe she'd stop bothering me, too.
at 10:45 AM