Friday, June 22, 2012
Aged to Perfection
Listen, I am so wee that I can sit in the window track instead of on the window sill.
Having never risen above six pounds, this is one of the many reasons my mother calls me The Perpetual Kitten even though I am fifteen years old and very brilliant and have lived a long, adventurous life and deserve the utmost respect!
So, respect your elders, even if they are tiny and still look like a kitten and want to be carried around 24/7 as if they were a baby and refuse to cover their poop in the litterbox.
at 8:13 AM