Piggy's Rules of Life #3

Hi:

It's Piggy. Rule #3....JAMES IS MINE!

Love,

Piggy

P.S. Hi. It's Grover. Listen. Wrong! Wrong, I say, wrong! He's MINE!

Piggy's Rules of Life #2

Hi:

It's Grover. Listen, if you leave any article of clothing on the floor, Piggy believes you put it there for his comfort, and will sleep on it.

I, of course, believe nothing he does or says to be true unless I test it out for myself, because he is prone to immature behavior like trying to look especially cute and comfy to entice me to snuggle up to him.

I will not be fooled by his fakery!

Love,

Grover

P.S. Alright, alright! Piggy was right....James' sweatpants are very comfortable. There. I said it. Now go away. We're trying to sleep here.