Hi:

This is Grover.

Me and Piggy played with a giant roach!!!

Oh my gosh, it was so much fun!!! We must have played with it for two hours before it stopped running around.

And, really, it was very good of us to do, as our mom is not a fan of prehistoric creatures running around her kitchen.

We did leave its crunchy carcass outside the bathroom door though, so she couldn't miss it.

She screamed when she saw it, then kissed us and told us we were very good boys for killing it and saving her the trauma.

She picked it up in a pink-flowered paper towel and threw it out, all the while making a disgusted face.

That made me think we did the right thing by leaving it outside the bathroom instead of bringing it to her in bed.

Love,

Grover