As far as I am concerned, this is an insult to Sphynxs everywhere.

Harrumph!

I like to chew on Q-tips.
I like how they bounce.
I like the fuzzy stuff on the ends.
Mom said I'm not allowed to play with Q-tips because I might choke on them.
But I always find where she hides them.
I cannot be stopped!

Hi:

This is Grover.

Me and Piggy played with a giant roach!!!

Oh my gosh, it was so much fun!!! We must have played with it for two hours before it stopped running around.

And, really, it was very good of us to do, as our mom is not a fan of prehistoric creatures running around her kitchen.

We did leave its crunchy carcass outside the bathroom door though, so she couldn't miss it.

She screamed when she saw it, then kissed us and told us we were very good boys for killing it and saving her the trauma.

She picked it up in a pink-flowered paper towel and threw it out, all the while making a disgusted face.

That made me think we did the right thing by leaving it outside the bathroom instead of bringing it to her in bed.

Love,

Grover

I caught a spider but I wasn't allowed to eat it. Rats!

Hmmmm...I wish there were rats. I'm in the mood for a good battle!

Lying in the sun is very good.

Lying in the sun after you just ate fresh tuna is very, very good.

Lying in the sun next to Grover, who didn't get to eat any fresh tuna, and telling him about it, is very, very, very good.

I do not care if you've already played with me and my favorite toy for three hours.

I want MORE!

Question: What is the most comfortable place in the house to take a nap?

Answer: Any place Grover is sleeping!

Is it my fault if he hisses and swats and runs away as soon as I try to lay next to him?

Anyway, when he runs away, I curl up in his warm spot for a good nap.