I know we should be thankful for all these pretty new toys.

The thing is, I don't care what the package says, I'm telling you, some of those catnip toys are full of leaves for sure, but not catnip leaves.

They don't smell like it, they don't taste like it, and they don't make me hungry and sleepy like it either.

The catnip banana is the best toy. I'm going to lick it now.