Hi.

This is Grover.

Piggy licked my head this morning.

Hee.

Love,

Grover

I know we should be thankful for all these pretty new toys.

The thing is, I don't care what the package says, I'm telling you, some of those catnip toys are full of leaves for sure, but not catnip leaves.

They don't smell like it, they don't taste like it, and they don't make me hungry and sleepy like it either.

The catnip banana is the best toy. I'm going to lick it now.

I like to chew hair.

The other night I was sleeping on the bed and Grover jumped up and laid down behind me and put his chin on my back and fell asleep. I pretended I didn't notice.

But I did notice! I think he is starting to like me!

Note to mom:

We love catnip! Get us more!

Love,

Grover and Piggy

Hi:

It's Grover.

I just want Piggy to know that I found the catnip banana stuffed under the couch.

Good hiding place, dork.

Love,

Grover

Don't sniff the roach spray. Just don't.

We've been getting a lot of new toys lately.

The other day we got a catnip banana. Oh my gosh, it is so fun!!

I thought it was for me alone so I licked it and licked it and it got all soggy and Grover told me I was disgusting.

I told him to get his own catnip banana.

Then he jumped on me. So I smacked him, hard. Then he grabbed the banana and ran away with it and started rubbing his face against it. But I pounced on him and got it back.

When he wasn't looking I hid it so that he couldn't steal it anymore. Guess where?

The litterbox!

The only problem with not having whiskers is this morning when I stuck my head into a big orange mug to sniff what was in it, I got a noseful of tea.

Hi:

This is Grover.

Listen, I know the red dot is coming from something my mom holds in her hand.

I am not an idiot.

But Piggy is.

Bye.

Love,

Grover

New toys! We got new toys!!!!

My favorite is this little red dot thing that runs all over the place and up walls. I know it's not a mouse because me and Grover used to kill those and this isn't at all like they were. Doesn't make any sound either.

I don't think it's a bug because when I hit it with my paw I don't feel it and when I lick it it doesn't taste like anything but the wall or floor or chair or whatever it was sitting on.

I have no idea what it is, but it is FUN!