Listen, I'm a Sphynx and that is why I sometimes leave a brown spot where my back touches the wall behind the computer monitor when I've laid there for a few hours.

It's not my fault.

So stop laughing about it.

Hi:

This is Grover.

Piggy likes to lick our scratching post.

He is weird.

He makes it all soggy.

Love

Grover

La Vie En Rose sung by Madelaine Peyroux is my new favorite song. I fall asleep as soon as I hear it.

I wish I could explain why I only like to go in the big kitchen sink if I'm NOT getting bath.

It's a fun place to play and sometimes there are puddles.

But I only like it when I'm NOT having a bath in it.

I think the worst part about having a bath is the being wet part.

I like the baby soap though. It makes me smell delicious.

But I think I smell good all the time anyway.

So does my mom.

Grover thinks I smell like mushrooms and potatoes.

He's always mentioning it.

Hi:

This is Grover.

Listen, I want to tell you something.

If you are going to pretend it wasn't you who knocked the chocolate chip cookies off the cooling rack onto the floor and tasted them all, it helps if you first lick the chocolate from your whiskers.

Love,

Grover

I like to sit in puddles in the bathtub. Then I like to go into my litterbox and get litter stuck to me and cry until someone does something about it.

I like to sit on top of the stove, but today it got too hot and I had to get off quick!

Today I bit my mom through the shower curtain while she was taking a shower.

She screamed.

Hee hee hee.

Hi:

It's Grover.

I like Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers. The cheddar ones.

I like that they look like little fish.

And I like that they taste salty.

Love,

Grover

Yesterday, everyone got up at 9 o'clock but I stayed in bed until after 2.

Then I got lots of hugs and kisses, ate something, drank something, sniffed Grover's butt and took a nice long nap on the computer monitor.

Perfect day.

I got stuck on top of the refrigerator today.

Gosh, I am very sleepy today! I've been up what, I guess about an hour now. I ate, I drank, I sat on my mom's shoulder, I smacked Grover, he smacked me back.

I'd say it's nap time.

We got yelled out last night and it's all Grover's fault.

I chased him from the kitchen to the living room and then we wrestled on the couch. And then he chased me into the kitchen and we wrestled on the stove.

But it's HIS fault the tea-pot fell off and made a loud sound.

When mom takes hair out of the bathroom drain, try to grab it from her and chew on it.

It's fun.

Hi:

It's Grover.

I wanted to tell you about this big decoration strung between my house and the house across the street. One night we went to sleep and it wasn't there. The next day when I went to look out the window, there it was.

I have no idea where it came from.

It's red and green and it has lights.

I like to watch it swing back and forth, back and forth. I want to smack it with my paw but the window is closed. It's cold out you know.

What's especially good, is the best place to watch it from is on the windowsill right above the radiator.

It is so warm there.

That's all.

Love,

Grover

Yawn. Nothing to say. Back to bed.

OH! It snowed! It is so beautiful!

Me and Grover sat on the windowsill above the radiator getting toasty warm and watching the white fall out of the sky.

Mom opened the window a little and I stuck my paw in all that white.

It was cold. And tasty.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT drink from the pan on the stove that has water and bubbles in it.

Serious.

I didn't sleep well last night. My mom kept moving around and it was really annoying. Every time I'd get comfortable against her belly she'd turn over and I'd have to switch to the other side because I like to be against her belly, not her back.

She kept me up all night.

So, now that she's gone to work I'm going back to bed.

I got stuck on top of the big bookcase. Mom asked how the hell I got up there and I couldn't tell her because I have no idea.

It's just that Grover ALWAYS goes to the top of the other big bookcase and he sits up there looking down on me, so I tried for hours to get to the top of the one he wasn't on so I could show him a thing or two about a thing or two.

So finally I did it!

I was up there. It was nice! It's very high and you can see the whole world.

Grover couldn't care less though. He jumped down from his bookcase and went to lay on the bed.

But I couldn't get down. I cried and cried but he wouldn't help me. He did come look at me a few times but he told me that's what I get for trying to do everything he does, and that if I got up, I can get down. Just figure it out, he said.

I was so glad when mom came home and saved me!!!!

Hi, it's Grover.

I have favorite things, too:

I love to drink water from the bathroom faucet.

I love to play with stuffed furry mice toys but I'm not allowed to anymore because one time I swallowed one whole and had to go to the doctor.

I love to sit on my mom's lap when she's on the computer.

Love,

Grover

Oh, I have more favorite things:

When my mom pours water from the Brita pitcher into our water bowls - I like to stick my paw in it

Licking bowls that had pasta in them

Licking the computer monitor