Grover fell into the toilet today. I swear.

He flew out of there so fast that water splashed all over.

It was VERY funny...especially since I'm the only one who usually gets baths around here.

Snort!

Hi.

This is Grover.

Listen. I really like cheese. I mean, I REALLY like cheese.

And coffee. I like to lick the lid to the coffee can. It's very tasty.

I am not above sticking my head into a cup to see if there is coffee in there. If there is, I will drink some.

It's tasty.

Keeps me up at night, though.

I have to cut back.

Love,

Grover