Little Pink Pig
My name is Piglet and I'm a little pink pig. Well, really, I'm a cat. A Sphynx. But I look like a little pink pig.
My older brother, Grover, is a Devon Rex. He writes here, too, but don't believe anything he says.
We live in a tree house in New York City with our mom and we thank you for visiting!
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Friday, June 22, 2012
Aged to Perfection
Hi:
It's Grover.
Listen, I am so wee that I can sit in the window track instead of on the window sill.
Having never risen above six pounds, this is one of the many reasons my mother calls me The Perpetual Kitten even though I am fifteen years old and very brilliant and have lived a long, adventurous life and deserve the utmost respect!
So, respect your elders, even if they are tiny and still look like a kitten and want to be carried around 24/7 as if they were a baby and refuse to cover their poop in the litterbox.
Love,
Grover
It's Grover.
Listen, I am so wee that I can sit in the window track instead of on the window sill.
Having never risen above six pounds, this is one of the many reasons my mother calls me The Perpetual Kitten even though I am fifteen years old and very brilliant and have lived a long, adventurous life and deserve the utmost respect!
So, respect your elders, even if they are tiny and still look like a kitten and want to be carried around 24/7 as if they were a baby and refuse to cover their poop in the litterbox.
Love,
Grover
Thursday, June 14, 2012
All You Need Is Lurve
Hi:
It's Grover.
Listen, do you believe this nonsense? Can't a cat get any rest around here without having to witness this disgusting display of lurve surely instigated by Piggy in a lame attempt to make me jealous?!
Get a room, you two.
Harrumph.
Love,
Grover
It's Grover.
Listen, do you believe this nonsense? Can't a cat get any rest around here without having to witness this disgusting display of lurve surely instigated by Piggy in a lame attempt to make me jealous?!
Get a room, you two.
Harrumph.
Love,
Grover
Monday, June 11, 2012
Angels In The Morning
Hi:
It's Grover. Listen, this patch of sun is only on the kitchen floor for a short while every morning and Piggy always tries to squish into it with me.
Mom took this picture after we had just eaten our yogurt. As you can see, I often get it on my nose. How embarrassing that she didn't wipe it off before taking this shot. Harrumph.
I am, however, glad you can now know for certain that I am an angel, as demonstrated by the glowing angel wings that appeared by my side in this shot.
I think that sums it all up better than I could.
So there.
Love,
Grover
P.S. Hi. It's Piggy. Grover eats like a pig. And I have angel wings in this shot, too! So there! Love, Piggy
Sunday, June 10, 2012
New and Improved Grover?
Hi:
It's Grover. OK, so sometimes I snuggle Piggy now. Like every day, really.
So sue me.
Love,
Grover
Monday, August 15, 2011
How To Spend A Rainy Day
Saturday, August 6, 2011
The Price of Laziness
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Satan called, he wants his weather back...
Monday, July 11, 2011
You Are Beautiful
Our mom has a message for y'all. Because you're beautiful, you know?
OXO
Grover and Piggy and Allison
OXO
Grover and Piggy and Allison
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Sunshine...On the Kitchen Floor...Makes Us Happy...
Grover, this is why no one believes you when you say you hate Piggy. Whole rooms of the tree house flood with sunlight, yet you and Piggy both squish into one small patch of it. Hmmm...
P.S. Hi. It's Grover. Listen. I was there FIRST! Harrumph. Love, Grover
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Monday, June 27, 2011
I Want It Now
Piggy woke me up at 3:45 this morning wanting his wet food. I've learned that it's easier to just get up and feed him so he shuts the fuck up and I can get back to sleep. My strategy of 'ignoring' (IMPOSSIBLE) him until I am ready to wake up, results only in my laying there listening to him howl as I stew and wish harder and harder that he'd shut the fuck up. He doesn't, and this undoubtedly leads to me screaming at him to shut the fuck up, which results in him screaming back at me in a way that sounds strikingly similar to, "BITCH, GET UP AND FEED ME!"
So, 3:45, fine. You want breakfast, stinky Pig? You got it.
Problem is, when his regularly scheduled wet food time arrived a few hours later, he expected to receive some more.
It took him about 20 minutes of me milling around the kitchen not opening another can of wet food before he realized a second breakfast was not forthcoming.
Mind you, he has dry food available 24/7. Eventually, he got the hint and began to eat it, very slowly, very begrudgingly, sitting up, tail swishing, glaring at me after every bite to make sure I sensed his annoyance.
He is so lucky that he's cute.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Lost and Found
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Harrumph
Monday, June 20, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
A Day In the Life of Grover
This is my bag. Over the past 23 minutes, I have molded it exactly the way I want it. It is mine. I love my bag! Ahh....my BAG! Uh oh, I have to go to the bathroom. Where is that stinky Pig? Oh, he's in the bedroom. OK. Good. Be right back.
Oh hello, what's this? A new bed? It's very comfortable. Ah, my new favorite thing!
Harrumph.
Oh yeah? I'll show you whose bag this is!
I said, GET OFF MY BAG, CASSEROLE-FACE!
Mom! Stop taking pictures and get the little creep off my bag!
Like I said. MINE. Uh oh, what's that sound? I must go investigate. Piggy, if you come near this bag, I am going to tell everyone how you had to have your second bath of the week because you got your own poop all over your back legs and it was on your face, too!
Exactly.
Hours Later...
Harrumph.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
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